…I have no fucking shame…
Sherlock: John I need you to leave your wife and retire to the countryside with me so we can live and eventually die together
John: Lol okay no homo
Someone asked for something about them being all homo but not homo aaaaaages ago, and there was a request to see more Lestrade. Here we go. Welp.
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
I AM SCREAMING
GOING TO WALMART RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I GENERALLY DON;T REBLOG LOKI SHIT BUT AHAHAHAH
“We live together, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.
I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.”
Because misunderstood good guy Loki. (Don’t ask me why I did it I just feel like it needed to be done. This isn’t entirely original, but most of it I really came up with.)
alwaysabear: Dude, Sherlock and John at the zoo. Just puttin’ that out there.
Sherlock: Mycroft was supposed to be pretending he was grieving!
Mycroft: I’ll have you know intercourse after the funeral of a loved one is a time honoured form of grieving, and I was positively desolate after your death, brother dear. *smug grin* Several times a week in fact.